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Homeland Security.

Have you ever found yourself tired of getting your house broken into?




Or either stressed up on what you can do to improve your house security?



HAVE NO FEAR
!

Now. We introduce you.... The one and only.....

COCK-BITER2000!!!!

WHAT IS IT?
"The cock-biter2000 is a state of the art home defense system, guaranteed to protect you home from any burglary, theft, cat attacks, EVEN unwanted guests."

HOW MUCH IS IT?

Now for a limited time only, on meetkinn.blogspot.com, i shall teach you (with the help of John Thong aka No Sense) how to build your very own COCK-BITER2000. Thats right, you can get this information FREE. (as in free beer.)

Step 1.
Get a training device.

Yeah, we all know what it looks like. (No.. its not what you think it is.)

Step 2.
Get a dog.

p/s: your dog need not be hiphop like mine.


Step 3.
Go through some intense training.


If he 1st refuses, try again.


If its still doesn't work, try try again!


After some intensive traning and some motivation, he'll be biting "things" in no time.

A happy man with his dog to satisfy him.

There you have it. The COCK-BITER2000!!!

A low price to pay for excellent house defense! If you already have a dog. That cuts costs even more, now u just need to find those training devices. (Goodness who makes toys like that.)

You might be thinking that such a small dog cant really do much damage does it? Well, on that part you're right. But what if one of THESE got hold of the thieves weenies?


Ok, i guess its not really effective on females.

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