中秋節, Moscow Style.

From my childhood, i guess mooncake festival or formally known as the mid autumn festival, has always been one of my personal favorites, i get to eat sweet stuff till i puke, stay up late strolling in the park with my cousins and play with fire. Who wouldn't like that? Well it is all fun and games till someone burns their balls. Or drips candle wax on dad's toes.

Im glad that till this age, despite not being anywhere near our homes, my housemates still decided to do something for the mooncake festival. Which turned out pretty nice, i would say the only drawback about it was that we didn't have any lanterns to burn.

We prepared the usual malaysian routine when we are too lazy to cook dishes. Steamboat.



But it wasnt any ordinary steamboat. It was a yong tou fu steamboat. (credits goes to john as usual for being the cook, but i did the mincing of carrots and onions, so some credit goes to me too.)





What is a mooncake fest without mooncakes?



But i still cant understand how my mooncake grew fungus. It was stored in an unopened bag, with a deoxygenator. Going to write a complaint to tai thong for selling me a faulty mooncake.







If you were wondering who was that perverty looking guy at the bottom of the picture, well that is our new housemate, raimie. More about him some other day.

Even our dog had a fun time. Well at least thats was what we thought.

Stich the Humping dog.

Here's an advert for Humphrey the Humping dog.

A stuffed toy Chihuahua. Watch out for Humphrey the humping dog and his unique brand of affection! Attach his front paws to any object, give his ear a squeeze and watch as this little dog barks and gyrates doggy style. Take Humphrey the humping dog anywhere and watch as he humps anything he can get his paws onto. Nothing gives Humphrey greater pleasure than having the straps on his front legs attached to an unsuspecting victim so he can hump away at their leg getting progressively faster and noisier culminating in a satisfied sigh of relief. Choose from either fullsized 10" tall Humphrey, or little mini 8" tall Humphrey. Both will hump the crap out of everything they see!




Get them fast! They go for $29.89 each!

Fortunately for my own entertainment, i need not buy that particular dog. Since the one at my house does just the same thing, well at a much higher price tho.

Here are a picture of our 2 dogs, well guess which one is the humper,

and which is the humped?





Exhibit A




Exhibit B











Made Your guess? Now take a look at this video.







Now isnt that a bitch?

Homeland Security.

Have you ever found yourself tired of getting your house broken into?




Or either stressed up on what you can do to improve your house security?



HAVE NO FEAR!

Now. We introduce you.... The one and only.....

COCK-BITER2000!!!!

WHAT IS IT?

"The cock-biter2000 is a state of the art home defense system, guaranteed to protect you home from any burglary, theft, cat attacks, EVEN unwanted guests."

HOW MUCH IS IT?

Now for a limited time only, on meetkinn.blogspot.com, i shall teach you (with the help of John Thong aka No Sense) how to build your very own COCK-BITER2000. Thats right, you can get this information FREE. (as in free beer.)

Step 1.
Get a training device.

Yeah, we all know what it looks like. (No.. its not what you think it is.)

Step 2.
Get a dog.

p/s: your dog need not be hiphop like mine.


Step 3.
Go through some intense training.


If he 1st refuses, try again.


If its still doesn't work, try try again!


After some intensive traning and some motivation, he'll be biting "things" in no time.

A happy man with his dog to satisfy him.

There you have it. The COCK-BITER2000!!!

A low price to pay for excellent house defense! If you already have a dog. That cuts costs even more, now u just need to find those training devices. (Goodness who makes toys like that.)

You might be thinking that such a small dog cant really do much damage does it? Well, on that part you're right. But what if one of THESE got hold of the thieves weenies?


Ok, i guess its not really effective on females.

2 Men and a Dog.

Well as the title suggests.. This post will be about us and the new member of our home...

Momo.

Its an adorable 2 and a half month + 13 days old yorkshire terrier.

Wiki Says:

"The Yorkshire Terrier is an above average working dog, ranking 27th (32nd including ties) out of the 132 breeds tested. Researches found that an average Yorkshire Terrier could understand a new command after approximately 15 repetitions and would obey a command the first time it was given 70% of the time or better. This capacity as working dogs enables Yorkies to excel in sports like obedience and agility, which require the dog to understand communication from the handler and carry out a complex series of commands. Additionally, Yorkies learn to recognize numerous words and can be taught to distinguish and fetch separate toys in a box by their names."

<sup>Amazing.. My dog is ranked 27.. too bad its now severely sick, its also purging, vomiting, unable to respond to commands, has no toy box, therefore there was no fetching toys.

SAD.</sup>

^{It used to be something like this.}

^{RAWR~ i bite you....}

<sup>SO much energy.. (btw the other dog is toto.. yeah we have 2 dogs. more on him later.)

And then.. i guess after eating sisha flavors.. or food pieces on the floor.. or dust.. whatever it was, we still dont really know.</sup>

^{But really, as a dog.. how can u resist eating this juicy succulent thing?}

NO.. Pervs.. its NOT a vagina. Its a fresh pack of Al Fakher Tobacco.

<sup>Back to the story.. so now the doggie is sick, therefore, me and John went on a long journey trying to find a vet for the dog.

We placed him in a bag, (my bag) and wrapped him in a cloth and gave him a pillow. Kinda looks like he's in some airplane.</sup>

^{Please keep your seatblets on untill the seatbelt lights are off.}

<sup>Mind you, it wasnt an easy journey. 1st off, we took a cab to this address which we obtained from a local pet store. The cab ride took an UBER long time and we passed the same road 3 times. obviously the cab driver was lost.

If you arent familliar with russian cabs, EVERYONE is a cab driver, just try stopping a car on the road with ur hands up and he'll give u a ride. Of course cab calling comes easier if you have :</sup>

1. BOOBS

So we took a joyride in the car for about 20 mins, and the car smelt like smoke, had head banging music, and the driver drove like somebody stuck a toothbrush up his ass. Kinda felt like i was sitting in a nostalgic 1980's Nissan sunny with the equivalent music and driving style. It belonged to a good friend of mine. (Ahem* If your reading this. don be shy to leave a comment.)

When we finally reached 2 roads away from the destination we couldnt take it any longer and left the cab. That ride costed us : 300rbs. yeah..

39.35 MYR *From xe.com

Who the heck pays so much. (price is normal in Moscow for a cab ride)
But with a dog whos gonna puke in your nike bag any moment. Its a price you have to pay.

We continiued the jorney walking. But still unable to find the proper place. Guys.. this is where you really wished you have listened to that GPS navigation company's advert.

After walking for 3 hours and a couple of bus rides, we reached a super big animal HOSPITAL. (there were many more stories in between, but i guess that its too long to elaborate.)

IT WAS A HOSPITAL. UBER BIG. It had living quarters, so many outpatient rooms, moreover, they made you wear "baheelies" its a super cool name for these plastic bags they make you wear inside any hospital. (for hygine purposes)

These costs RM2 per pair.

Really i dont see how does it help make the place any more hygenic. Its just a couple of easily ripped plastic bags on ur foot.

After this long and dreadful procedure, the treatment began. For the 1st time in many of our lives, we actually witness a dog being dosed with an IV drip.

No shit.

We had to hold little momo down as the doctors pirced him with a big fat needle.

And he ended up looking like this.

Still adorable.

But then the doc came in and gave another jab on his ass. This time he frigging became amok. Started to bite the IV drip and stuff.

So we had to hold him down.

John stroked his tummy and everything went smooth again.

But after awhile, WHILE he was stroking his tummy, this happened.

"Why so warm one?"

Then, another doc came in and requested us to make an xray on the dog. SO we were equipped in stupid looking blue aprons, and held the dog in place while the xray was made.

Kinda looks like when your heading for a korean restaurant eating steamboat dogs.

This is how the xray looked like.

Thats my hand on the top left corner holding his neck.

---- Kinn Says ----

Now just imagine 2 guys caringly holding a sick york terrier in their arms, which part of this picture doesnt seem gay? Im sure we totally looked like a gay couple that day. Goodness.

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So hopefully momo grows well, and doesnt eat any more tasty looking snacks on the floor. Having a dog really brings out emotions in a house.

It really does.